Goofy pushed the door into the supermarket, and the sound automatically sounded at the door of the supermarket-"WELE!"
Glanced at the supermarket, except sitting behind the cashier, quietly knitting sweaters and his customers
All is well.
Goofy was somewhat disappointed and just wandered around the shelves. He went to the food area and the Japanese area for a while, but his eyes stopped outside the window and waited for the door to rob him.
Ten minutes later …
Twenty minutes later …
Thirty minutes later …
Small supermarkets have never been harassed by bad people.
It was not until the 33rd minute that my aunt couldn’t help coughing while knitting a sweater behind the cashier. She said to Goofy in pure Chinglish, "Don’t wait for my girl to practice dancing today, so she won’t come …"
Chapter 4 Late Night Supermarket
The old aunt’s words made Gao Fei cry and laugh, and the aunt regarded herself as a young man who coveted her girl’s longing for love.
"You misunderstood the lady. I have no idea about your girl …" Goofy clarified.
The old aunt showed a sly smile and said slowly, "Young man, you have been in front of women for more than ten minutes, so you are definitely not here to buy things, right?"
Goofy realized that he was in front of a row of sanitary napkins, tampons and makeup remover, and he didn’t need any of them.
The old aunt continued to reason, "Seeing that you are gentle is definitely not to rob your camera for several times. The thief is not so stupid … Seeing that you are clean and decent, you don’t look like a tramp at home … I really can’t figure out what you want to do for more than half an hour except thinking about my girl."
Goofy was speechless for a moment, but he couldn’t say that he had come to be brave.
The old aunt squinted at Goofy and smiled kindly. "If you don’t shy with your aunt, there won’t be many young people coming from Brooklyn, and it’s even harder. I’ve always wanted my girl to find a Chinese. After all, her culture is similar and her life is more common. If she brings me a white son-in-law, I really don’t know how to be a mother-in-law for foreigners … By the way, are you Chinese, young man?"
Aunt hasn’t met the yellow race for a long time, so she can’t help talking to Goofy.
"My father is Chinese, my mother is white and I am half-blood," Goofy replied awkwardly.
"Half-blood? I really didn’t see that you can say that your father’s genes are too strong. You seem to be Chinese, and your mother’s genes have no traces of you, "said Aunt."
"Yes, right?" Goofy nods
"How do you know my girl?" Aunt soon pulled the topic back to the topic "is her high school classmate? Or a college alumnus? My girl is not bad, is she? Although she grew up in Brooklyn, she is still a gentle and virtuous China girl in her bones … "
"Cough, aunt, I really don’t know your girl. I just came to … to hang out. I didn’t bring my house key. I just came to the supermarket to have a look." Goofy finally came up with a more reasonable excuse.
"Ah …" Aunt’s eyes flashed a trace of loss when she heard this. "I really don’t know my girl?"
"I really don’t know" Gao Fei tells the truth
Aunt slightly shy bowed his head, "look at me too bold to misunderstand you, pestering you to say a lot of it’s really embarrassing …"
Goofy quickly comforted, "It’s also a worry that no aunt can chat with her fellow villagers."
Aunt laughed again when she heard this, narrowing her eyes and approving, "What a considerate guy …"
Then she suddenly took out her wallet and turned out a photo inside and handed it to Gao Fei. "This is my girl. Look at her!"
Goofy couldn’t bear to refuse to pick it up and see the photo. It was a typical southern girl with delicate, gentle eyes and very clever eyes.
"It’s beautiful," Goofy nodded approvingly.
"You don’t have anyone, do you?" Aunt smiled and asked, "How old are you, young man? What kind of work do you do? Tell your aunt?"
"I don’t have a job," Goofy replied simply and neatly, and returned the photos at the same time, guessing that Aunt had no intention to fix him up with her girl when she heard this answer.
Unexpectedly, the old aunt’s enthusiasm did not decrease, but she was diligent in introducing workers.
"It’s very easy to find a job. Brooklyn still has certain preferential treatment for Chinese employment. There are enterprises to avoid being detained for racial discrimination. Every ethnic group has to recruit one or two … You have to go to an artificial unit without yellow race to apply for 99% success!"
"Thank you, aunt. I’m not going to work yet …" Goofy declined.
"How can I do it without work? How can you live without making money without working? Young people should know how to save for a rainy day and save some savings while they are strong, so that the day after tomorrow can be moist! " Auntie became more and more enthusiastic and simply acted as a life mentor for Goofy.
Goofy one build, what did not build? It was just killing time, but it was eleven o’clock in the evening and the small supermarket was shuttered. There was still no illegal robbery.